The Men of Tumblr
I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future
bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail
the only way I’ll wake up early
japanese prank shows are on a whole other level
“I guess your grades are more important to you than your morals are,” my English teacher spits out, lecturing our class about cheating that’s been going on in the school.
My classmates and I exchange glances. Well, yeah, we all seem to be thinking together. Isn’t that what they’ve been showing us since middle school?
and our mental and physical health.
when u miss the last step on the stairs
Can we just remember that the animators drew snow white frame by frame.
Someone drew that intentionally.
how to fuck with hunters 101
you could totally get away with murder with these literally i mean if you got blood on the soles and made a trail people would probably just think it was an animal attack
Tumblr is officially full of psychopaths.
There is a fine line between psychopath and genius. People on Tumblr play jump-rope with this line.
That …was beautiful.
this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that
he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious
update: I banged him
Most of you know who electricmonk333 is. She’s been a member of the SPN family for a long time and makes some amazing edits for us all.
Most of you also know the story of what happened to her just days after DCCon. If not, her post is here.
Her family have put…
HEADCANON: 12-year-old Sirius Black only knows about “time of the month” in affiliation to werewolves because of Remus so when he overhears Marlene McKinnon talking to the other 2nd year girls about her “time of the month” he immediately corners Marlene after and politely asks if she’s a werewolf. This is how Sirius a) gets slapped and b) gets a lesson on the female anatomy.
the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me
"look at this fucking nerd im so glad i married her
This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.
so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.
I SHIT YOU NOT.
That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.
IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL