When I look down at this golden statue, may it remind me and every little child that no matter where you’re from, your dreams are valid. Thank you.
"…and when I’m not doing that, I’m fulfilling my ‘destiny’. Do I get any thanks?”
this is one of those pictures that just sort of exists and nobody questions why
And while Cinderella and her Prince did live happily ever after… the point, gentlemen, is that they lived.
Details of Michelangelo’s masterpiece “David” 1501–1504
ALL I DID WAS PAUSE NETFLIX SO I COULD GO GET OREOS IM HAVING A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE
WHEN YOU RECOGNIZE A VOICE ACTOR IN A THING
WHEN YOU DONT RECOGNIZE A VOICE ACTOR UNTIL THE CREDITS
WHEN YOU RECOGNIZE THE VOICE BUT DON’T KNOW THE NAME OF THE VOICE ACTOR
i hate the neologism “partner” for “person i’m dating”. i have no intention of being a cowboy and nobody will ever be a cowboy to me.
speak for yourself, slim. some of us cowpoke are lookin’ for the right partner to call our own… [twangs acoustic guitar softly as i stare towards the twinkling night sky] don’t see many of them stars where you’re from, eh, city boy? nah. didn’t think so.
a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora
It’s their fedaura.
The real world.
This is from That’s So Raven, where Chelsea and Raven apply to work at the same clothing shop. Chelsea is white; Raven is black. Chelsea gets the job, despite being utterly horrible at it, while Raven, who has a deep interest in fashion and knows how to handle clothes, does not. The girls find this deeply suspicious, so Chelsea wears a hat with a camera on it and questions the employer. The employer admits what she does in the gif above and Chelsea and Raven submit the footage to a news station.
And THAT is why That’s So Raven is the best TV show ever.
That’s not even the only reason why it was the best show ever
WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE SPONGEBOB
WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY
I think about this every time I have to write an essay
Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.
It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.
In russian if you cry you get called a cabbage. Vote to change “dont be such a girl to “dont be such a cabbage” say I.